Joke Of The Day

It is winter time, the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love,
When the snow's up to your butt!
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
I guess I'll hang around....
I could never leave
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!


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Bonus Joke:


When the weatherman predicted a winter storm that included sleet, snow, and icy conditions, everyone began preparing for the worst.

One man journeyed to the store to pick up the only supplies he really needed: a bag of salt to spread over the front walkway and some batteries for his children's toys. He took his purchases to the front counter and set them down. The clerk watched him as he fumbled through his pants pockets for cash. It became evident after some time that he had left his cash at home and would have to pay for his purchases with his credit card.

When he finally looked up, the clerk said: "That's an unusual combination you have there, Sir."

"Yes. It is," the man replied as he handed the clerk his credit card.

He then said: "I guess you'll just have to charge me with a salt and batteries."

(Gary Younglove)

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Extra Bonus Joke:


A visitor once asked, "Does it ever rain in Arizona?"

A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?"

The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."

"Well," the rancher puffed up, "We got about two and a half inches of that."

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Extra Extra Bonus Joke:


When my wife and I moved to Tucson, Arizona, from the East Coast, we fell in love with the change of scenery: the desert, the beautiful sunsets, and the wonderful Southwestern vistas.

When a native 'Zonie asked what we thought of the area, I told him that I was impressed with the climate and the scenery, but I missed the beach.

"But we have lots of beaches here," he corrected. "We just lack an ocean."

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