Joke Of The Day

A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

"I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard, and many of you are off to medical school after the summer. So that none of you gets your GPA messed up because you might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course."

There was much rejoicing amongst the class, as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him, and signed out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One more student rose up and took the offer.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I’m glad to see you believe in yourselves," he stated. "Each of you gets an 'A.'"


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Bonus Joke:


In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O'Neill said, "Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object."

Paul replied "Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school."

"Thank you, Paul." responded Mrs. O'Neill, "but what is the object?"

"To get the best mark possible," said Paul.

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Extra Bonus Joke:


A school in Tennessee is facing criticism for separating students with bad grades from students with good grades at lunch. That's crazy! You don't use grades to separate kids. Everyone knows that kids should be separated by clothes, looks, and how much money their parents make.

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